WhAt am I up to? Q&A

Let's update for a moment:

So I have been asked about a few posts I have made suggesting I am working on things.

Well obviously these things I mentioned, everyone is wondering whatever happened to them!

So here it is, all of it in its full embarrassing truth!

Where is this website I was supposed to have starting up? - Well, it was in the works, until we hit a snag in the designer's education. I am still looking to find a designer that fits my needs. I have not given up, but currently my expansion is taking me elsewhere.

If I am traveling, why am I not updating about dancing in clubs? - Like I said, embarrassing truth! So Once I got out here some modeling opportunities fell through, making me feel a bit down about my appearance. I decided instead of trying an audition and being denied as a dancer it was best that I work on toning my body before I get on the stage. I have almost gained back the confidence! Hopefully in a few more weeks! I prefer not to look like a newbie on the stage because newbies get put on crappy shifts, and not only do I not have time for crappy shifts, I do not have USE for crappy shifts. So I am working up to fitting myself into the busiest nights of the week.

Where am I traveling this summer anyway?- Well this summer is brand new for me. Our first family summer long vacation. I am currently traveling the state of Texas and surrounding areas, because we are visiting a family friend - which I am sure if you have been paying attention to my social media, you know his handle already (aznpk). Once this family/friend vacation is over I will be heading back home for a short time, then hitting the road again for some travels in California, and if I gain enough interest, I will be traveling to Buffalo NY. Both photographers and BallBusting lovers can schedule shoots with me in these areas with a nonrefundable deposit to hold their spot. Please inquire using http://mygirlfund.com/christinalazza.

What happened to my exhibitionism plans?- Well I am a natural exhibitionist, but I am also a mother of three nosy children. So all my plans to blow your mind with my exhibitionism has kinda been put on the back burner as a result of a lack of suitable accommodations for my children. The exhibitionist in me desperately misses the act, but being a mom comes first. When I find adequate accommodations I will be back to my sexy naked in public self. Do I plan to ever retire as an exhibitionist? NO, NEVER. It's just put on hold for now. I know I am sad too.

Why don't I cam?- Again this is because I am a mother of three kids. Finding the chance to be able to cam for even an hour uninterrupted is 90% of the time impossible. In addition to that, I find camming to be majorly boring, and prefer to spend my time making videos for all you wonderful fans. That does not mean I do not cam occasionally, but it's pretty rare. If you want to see me on cam however, you can schedule a session with me using http://mygirlfund.com/christinalazza. This is the only place I schedule cam shows. I do not cam using skype so don't ask.

If there are any questions I have not answered here please feel free to send all questions to http://mygirlfund.com/christinalazza, and I will do another Q&A soon!

Help! My Penis is Shrinking Into My Body!

So while reading my most recent textbook in my psychology class I came across culture-bound syndromes, and was required to do some research. I found this example of a culture-bound syndrome and just had to share!
Enjoy a fun fact about the male penis!

Koro Origins: China, Malaysia, Indonesia

A man who suffers from koro, or genital retraction syndrome, is gripped by the fear that his penis is shrinking and gradually being absorbed by his body. (Women suffer from koro, too--afraid for their nipples or vulva--but this is much rarer.) A typical case of koro goes like this: A man goes to urinate and notices that his penis is becoming smaller. Usually this happens because he's in a cold place or because he's upset about something--his sex life, for example. Both anxiety and exposure to cold cause male genitals to shrink temporarily. But rather than shrugging the incident off, the man--who has heard about koro attacks in his community--only grows more anxious, particularly since koro is considered deadly. As panic mounts, the man grabs his genitals before they can retract into his body and calls for help. According to one scholar: "If no one is around to help hold onto his penis, he may even use mechanical devices--including cords, chopsticks, clamps, or small weights--to keep the penis from retracting." Koro attacks usually occur in epidemics rather than striking on an individual basis, further proof of their social nature. Although some scholars trace koro to the Chinese concept of yin and yang, the syndrome and similar problems have also been found in places without any Chinese tradition. Ultimately, koro may have less to do with Chinese culture itself than with its strong cultural emphasis on fertility and procreation. Source: Timothy McCajor Hall, "Culture-Bound Syndromes in China," weber.ucsd.edu/~thall/cbs_koro.html

The Problem With Minimum Wage

Is that it will never mean that people will be able to live off of a minimum wage job and rent a place to live, including the basics of modern need (basic cellphone bill, electricity, food, gas money, and for those crossing their fingers, enough to have a little fun or save for emergencies). It will not happen. The moment minimum wage is raised everything else is going to raise as well. Yes a person should be able to live off of minimum wage- that is as long as they are working the 40 hour work week, rather than complaining about their wage when they are only part time. In addition, yes a small family should be capable of living off of two minimum wage jobs. But that does not mean that it will happen, in fact it won't! The government cannot run better without more people being determined enough to go further than college drop out. The motivated, the determined, the head strong folk with standards is what this country needs a lot more of, and the government just cannot force people to be that way. There are too many things going wrong in this world and there is not enough intelligence spread out through out the world. I am by no means saying that I understand the details of the problems with the world and how to fix it, but it is so obviously common sense it's fucking smacking us in the face! STRIVE FOR BETTER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!